He's laughing at me! Here I am, trying to deal with this reality-shattering (and kind of awesome, I have to admit) news, and Derek is laughing at me. I'm sure when I think back on this in the future I'd laugh at myself too, if I weren't so mortified about the fact that I just saw Derek's penis.
I also saw his eyes go red for a second and his hand is all clawed out like it's no big deal, but he's all hairy chest and abs and practically swinging dong right in front of me, and that's kinda hard to ignore.
I try my best, though.
"It would have been nice to know I was about to become a wolf meal," I tell him even as I stare at his hand, my own reaching out to touch one of the claws.
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Date: 2015-08-07 03:48 am (UTC)I also saw his eyes go red for a second and his hand is all clawed out like it's no big deal, but he's all hairy chest and abs and practically swinging dong right in front of me, and that's kinda hard to ignore.
I try my best, though.
"It would have been nice to know I was about to become a wolf meal," I tell him even as I stare at his hand, my own reaching out to touch one of the claws.
Jesus. He's a fucking werewolf.