Teenage girls, Derek. Teenage girls will want to tune in to your TV show, and it's pretty obvious why.

I hold my hand up to my neck so Puff can hop on, its pink fur tickling my fingers. I wish Casey were here to experience this with me, she'd freak out so much.

"That's an understatement," I say, but I just jump right into it, figuring Derek will tell me if and when I get too annoying. "So you obviously can change at will, it doesn't hurt? No bone cracking, screaming in pain?"